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May 11th, 2008

Movie Meview: America: Freedom to Facism: 5

america-freedom-to-facism.jpgAmerica: From Freedom to Facism is one of those movies that is meant to inspire its viewers to action, to start a revolution, and to bring down the curtain to reveal the wizard behind it. Frankly, it almost works. It’s a solid piece of filmmaking with some staggering frightening information–that is, if the information is true.

Unfortunately, I’m unsure how much of it is. There are some major holes in the film’s key argument: that Americans are not required to file a 1040 or pay income tax (which they are, I discovered at a bit of research) and that the country is slowly being destroyed and its people enslaved. Now, this is not an anti-Bush documentary like so many others of this current period in history; no, this is a condemnation of the invisible hand controlling every administration. Again, this is all highly speculative, but that does not make it any less intriguing or sincere. Frankly, unlike a Michal Moore doc, Freedom to Facism actually seems honest, with a desire to expose frauds despite the need for speculation in order to so. The film really seems like a desperate attempt on the part of the filmmaker to get Americans afraid and rallied to action because his fear is real, and his desire to do good is genuine.

stmev5.jpgThe reason he doesn’t succeed with me as a viewer is that the documentary in full seems to fall victim to “slippery-slope” antireasoning which makes the whole thing seem more silly than inspiring. A great deal of speculation is used in the film to make the case for these assertions, and just going on the filmmakers’ word is difficult, especially given the current climate of distrusting filmmakers in the documentary genre. Of course, this is only a conclusion I reached after the film ended, while watching it, I was completely immersed and concerned; it was not until I took inventory of the presented information that I realized just how speculative it was.

All that taken into account, I am giving America: Freedom to Facism a tentative 5. It is interesting food for thought even if it may not be accurate, and I am unsure if I think its really a movie that the undiscerning viewer should see. I am not sure what else to say–oh, wait I am, as of this post, the full movie is available on Google, so I will say this: Check it out here, and let me know what you think!

May 11th, 2008

Movie Meview: Casino: 7

casino.jpgI love Casino. In fact, I actually like it better than Goodfellas–I know, I know, I’m looney. There’s just something about this movie that I really connect to. I think it’s the fact that I would love to be an awesome gambling wizard who knows the Vegas nightlife and how to play the system, whereas I have always found the mob lifestyle to be heinous and completely villainous. Casino really plays to this inner desire of mine by showing not only the inner workings of the system but also exploring the lives of those running the strip–the people I would want to be beating at the slots and tables.

Frankly, what really sells me on Casino is Scorsese’s storytelling, particularly regarding the way in which a casino and Vegas itself operates. It’s absolutely mesmerizing the way he tells it, “the dealers watch the players, the crew bosses watches the dealers, the pit bosses watch the crew bosses..” and so on. I just became enamored with Vegas, the strip, and casinos every time I watch the flic, and it’s not only entertaining but cathartic as well. The character played by Sharon Stone really reminds me of a girl I used to be infatuated with in high school, and seeing how blessed I am NOT to be with a loon like that REALLY makes me feel happy about my life choices! Plus, Joe Pesci is at his best in the flic, too.

stmev7-pic.jpgSo, I give Casino an overwhelming 7. It’s definitely one of my favorite movies, and after describing it here, I want to watch it again! I do not recommend it to those who have issues with profanity, sex, violence, gambling, adultery, greed, or mayhem–but if you’re down with those aspects of entertainment, it’s a great motion picture!

May 10th, 2008

End of the Week Update: 05/10/08

First, Iron Man is the #1 movie in the world, a development which proves humanity still has a chance to achieve great things.

Second, Today I am going to be at Universal Studios with some relatives. Should be lots of fun.

Third, my nerdiness knows no ends, for this week I actually became frustrated (yes, for real frustrated) over my G.I. Joe pieces and whether or not to include my custom figures in my actual G.I. Joe collection OR develop a new series of my own devising with them. Yes, I was actually frustrated over this….for shame

Fourth, I was kinda disappointed by The Office this week.

Fifth, that free NIN album I posted on HERE was alright..I’d give it a 3 on the stage. My favorite stuff was toward the end–”Lights in the Sky” was my favorite song on the album. Overall, though, I can’t complain. It was free after all.

Movie Moment of the week: The whole island/beach sequence when EVERYONE is fighting for and chasing after the Dead Man’s Chest in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

Quote-of-week. “WE ARE GO-ING TO DiE!” as said by Indiana Jones in Temple of Doom

REASONs-MY-WIFE-IS-AWESOME-OF-THE-WEEK: She let me keep out all the aforementioned G.I. Joe parts for two days whilst I watched the Pirates of the Carribean films and made new figures.

Song of the Post: “Sooner or Later” by Madonna on the album, I’m Breathless.

May 9th, 2008

C.J.’s Customs: “Chosen” Anya

“Chosen” Anya


inspired by the series finale of Buffy, The Vampire Slayer

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Figure:
“Chosen” Anya

Series:
Buffy

Recipe:
This figure was made by placing the head of a DST blonde Anya (from the “Book of Vengeance” 3-pack) on the torso of a Schoolgirl Darla, with the arms and legs of a Season 2 Darla. The Figure was then painted to match Anya’s top during the episode.

Accessories:
This Anya included a Sunnydale High School Library base and a sword, as used in the finale.

Reasoning Behind The Effort:
I had tried a “Chosen” Anya previously, but I wasn’t satisfied with it; so I attempted this one to do it better.

Additional Thoughts
I really, really loved this version of Anya. She’s great. She looks really good, maintained her articulation (everywhere but at the neck and waist) with minimal paint chipping, and she really felt like a newly made DST figure. She was good–she’s gone now, sold, but she was good while I had her. (FIGURE COMPLETED IN FALL 2006)

May 9th, 2008

Free Album from Nine Inch Nails

Yo, I know there are some of you out there who dig the work of Nine Inch Nails, and this link, provided by my friends over at Pop Culture Zoo, will enable you to get the latest NIN album for FREE! Check it out!

[NOTE: I have not heard this album and cannot confirm the content of it. Download at your own risk.]

May 9th, 2008

Loads of New Toys!

May 1, 2008, was a major release day for Summer movie toys; and yours truly was on the front lines, fighting the good fight against other collectors to grab up the newest figures from Hollywood’s latest merchandising mammoths. I hit up toy stores for the latest goodies on the 1st, the 3rd, and the 4th; and I landed a few fantastic additions to my collection!!! Below are the top 7 figures I was able to acquire, and they are powerful indeed:

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7) Movie Masters The Dark Knight Joker – Honestly, the only reason I am stoked on this figure is because he WILL be the most difficult to find on shelves this summer, and I landed him…but he’s not the best figure I’ve ever seen, and I’m still not sure if The Dark Kight is gonna be amazing, especially given how amazing Iron Man was.
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6) The Ugha Warrior from The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I have no idea who the Ugha Warrriors are, but I bought this figure for an Apocalypto Custom because I loved Apocalypto, and I totally wanted a custom of Jaguar Paw - South America’s Rambo. So this figure ranks pretty low since I don’t even want him for him.
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5) Old Indy with rocket launcher from The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - I Bought this figure just cause I thought he looked fantastic, had great accessories, and I wanted at least ONE Indy without a hat. I haven’t bought any of the other Hasbro Indy’s yet—like the iconic one in the jacket and hat–since they have at least another two coming out ( from Last Crusade and Temple of Doom), and I want to see ALL the versions available before choosing one. For now, this Indy looks unique, and I just dug him as a surly old man with a rocket launcher. NICE!
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4) The Cemetery Warrior from The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull cause he looked like a hobo gypsy with a skull mask, and I am down with that. Plus, I can basically put him in any display—whether he’s leading G.I. Joes through the tundra wilderness, serving as a witch doctor to the Tusken Raiders in Star Wars, or acting as a Pirate lord in the Caribbean.
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3) Movie Masters The Dark Knight Joker’s Goon - Regardless of whether or not I like the new Dark Knight film, this is a fantastic addition to the legion of Joker’s henchmen (which in my collection also include the Legendary heroes Clown superhero figure and Mcfarlane’s Clown from Akira), and I am happy to have him in the mix.
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2) Sallah from Raiders of the Lost Ark, because he is a wonderful friend in the film and a beloved character from the series…he is also the master of beards.
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1) Movie Masters Batman from The Dark Knight. Even if this summer’s The Dark Knight turns out to be the absolute worst film in all of superherodom, even if it is this year’s Catwoman, even if it makes me literally furious and I throw my shoe at the screen, THIS BATMAN FIGURE RULES. I love the redesigned suit for the film, it truly feels like stealthy ninja armor, and this figure is a stellar, ultra-detailed version of it. I really, really love this Batman, and so far it is the best figure I’ve picked up this season!
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I also scored Indy and the Lost Ark from Raiders of the Lost Ark, which I bought because (a) I love that toy of the Ark—it’s Frakkin’ Fantastic; and (b) Indy in undercover garb is a cool version of the character. Really it was a spur-of-the-moment, saw-it-on-the-shelf and fell-for-it purchase, nothing driving it, really. It’s a cool deluxe set. I also had success with some fantastic older figures I had been looking for, including A Star Wars Tri-Droid, Battlestar Galactica Mark VII, Unleashed Mace Windu Clonetroopers, and Unleashed StormTroopers. Plus, yesterday I also picked up Clone Commander Neyo, and the G.I. joe Crimson officer 3-pack. Christmas appears to have come early!
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May 9th, 2008

Awesome Vid from Dean

Yo yo and all that on this wonderful Friday morning! Dean, co-host of the stunkpod and master of the winds, sent me this killer vid this morning. Check it out!


May 8th, 2008

Pitcher’s Mound…For Iron Man Sequel

Hi friends and fellow internet junkies, I am beginning yet another feature on the stage entitled, “Pitcher’s Mound”, wherein I will give a quick pitch for what I would like to see in a new film or sequel…If you’re reading this and work at a studio, please contact me so that some day I might be able to get a house with a pool.

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Today from the Pitcher’s Mound comes a fastball in the form of Iron Man 2, which Marvel Studios has set for release in April of 2010. Before I get into my idea for the film (which is currently being brainstormed by the production team), let me direct you to two Entertainment Weekly interviews with Direcotr Jon Favreau and star Robert Downey Jr., wherein they briefly discuss the sequel. After perusing them, come back and check out what I think would work, in my pitch for Iron Man 2

The movie opens with the same friendly tone that the previous Iron Man film carried. Tony Stark is very pleased with his accomplishments, and Stark industries has been incredibly successful despite minimizing its weapons divisions (by limiting their contracting to S.H.I.E.L.D, exclusively) and investing in less profitable but more humanitarian pursuits. The life of Stark could not be better, and while his latest suit of armor is damaged beyond repair in the film’s opening action sequence, he is a beloved hero to most. Things change, however, when Pepper Potts is inadvertently killed by a villain known as “The Mandarin”, a criminal underlord with powerful “Combat rings” (one for each finger, wit a different power/weapon) that contain technology stolen from the suit destroyed in the film’s first big action sequence.

Due to the event, Tony Stark begins to drink heavily and becomes a bit of a menace. He is failing in personal and professional circles, as well as in his efforts as Iron Man. In fact, during a large sequence in which he is called to subdue a monster named “The Hulk”, Tony’s actions to defeat the monsters results in the injuries of a number of citizens, and Nick Fury is forced to use S.H.I.E.L.D in order to confiscate Stark’s tech and suits. Meanwhile, the Mandarin continues to consolidate underworld power; and Jim Rhodes, Tony’s friend, has been given the prototype War Machine Armor Tony was developing for S.H.I.E.L.D to fill in the void left by the drunken and now unsuited Stark.

Disheveled and alone, Stark decides to take revenge on the Mandarin in a suicide mission and hacks into S.H.I.E.L.D’s computer for intel. There he discovers that they have found the Mandarin but have chosen to wait on moving in, in order to find his connection to other unidentified sources of evil (namely Hydra, A.I.M, Project MODOK, and the Kingpin). At this point, Tony builds a new set of armor to attack the Mandarin’s lair. After spedning nearly two days sleepless finishing the proejct, Stark, in the new armor, goes after the Mandarin–but not before being accosted by Rhodes as the War Machine. The two duke it out and Stark prevails and goes after the Mandarin alone; his sparing of Rhodes, however, allows Tony’s friend to call Fury and warn him. Upon Iron Man’s arrival at the Mandarin’s lair, however, the Mandarin defeats him during a duel, and S.H.I.E.L.D, along with a damaged but still useful War Machine, must come to Iron Man’s rescue.

The movie ends with Stark surrendering to the authorities and informing Fury that he needs help. Stark is remanded into custody and put into alcoholic rehabilitation. War Machine continues to fill the void of Iron Man’s absence and Fury at Shield decides that more checks and balances are needed in the U.S., which leads him to advance the Avenger’s Initiative further–by contacting Black Panther, The Pyms (Giant man and the Wasp), Thor, and Black Widow (this final step by Fury is simply alluded to, however, not shown)

A few other thoughts.

First, I realize this second film takes a decidedly darker turn than the first; but in its darkness, it could still have comedic elements like Downey’s wit, drunken stupidity, and visual gags. The level of darkness or depth I’d reach for would be to liken this second Iron Man to the first Iron Man as Spider-man 2 was to Spider-man.

Second, we all loved Paltrow as Pepper Potts in this first Iron Man, and killing her off in the first act of the second one would be painful for not only us but Tony Stark’s character, so I think it could be an event worthy of inclusion, though very sad.

Third, I have included The Mandarin in a very different light than the comics, but I have tried to make him fit into the movie’s mythos, and I think in this way, he works–plus the hinting at the existence of Hydra, and A.I.M. would be pretty cool.

Fourth, We’d still have several major action set pieces, including Iron Man vs. War Machine, Iron Man vs. Hulk, Iron Man vs. The Mandarin’s army. In fact, the first battle I eluded to could happen against some B-list Iron Man villain from the comics.

Fifth, it allows the character to move into a third film in which (a) he unites with War Machine and they tear it up as a power duo or (b) he could get released by S.H.I.E.L.D in order to join the Avengers. Imagine if they followed that path, and in the scene wherein Fury is introducing everyone on the team, have Stark and Banner (i.e. the Hulk) both say “we’ve met” (given their fight in IM 2).

Sixth, we’d get Iron Man in the Hulkbuster Armor–Awesome! Plus, we’d get a crossover, also Awesome.

Seventh, this also opens the door for a War Machine Spin-off 9even if only a straight-to-DVD animated one), in which we follow Jim Rhodes on his quests during Tony’s rehab. Tying that film back into the Avengers somehow could also be excellent.

What do you guys think?

May 7th, 2008

This is not a joke, but I do think it is hilarious.

Dolphins collide during jump…

…am I a terrible person?

Probably.

May 7th, 2008

Stunkpodcast 6: Guilty Pleasures

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Friends and countrymen,

I know that I already posted on Guilty Pleasures, here; but the topic is just too powerful for a single post. In our sixth serving of the Stunkpod, Dean and I go further into the idea itself as well as spend time on some of our personal choices of shame. We go on for more than 90 minutes, but it’s always good fun–particularly given how much crap we give one another.

So Download or listen to Stunkpod 6, “Guilty Pleasures” and tell us what you think in the comments!