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October 31st, 2007

Movie Meview: Behind the Mask, The Rise of Leslie Vernon: 4

leslie-vernon.jpgSorry, I know this Meview is long, but this is another one of those movies where I was really debating how I felt, so I ramble a bit.

Small, independent films have a lot of problems. Making a movie without money is difficult. You can’t afford to pay crew and cast for A-list quality production values. You can’t make any story you want because you don’t have the resources, legal pull, or other needs necessary to make it work. You are, by definition of being independent of the major system designed to create movies, limited (unless you’re a multi-millionaire like George Lucas or Mel Gibson).

Now, a solid director-producer team will know which scripts are within their scope, and they will gladly limit themselves to them. These teams usually turn out small, respectable pieces that are not only a nice break from the usual Hollywood fare but also great works unto themselves. Chasing Amy, Memento, Snatch, and Reservior Dogs come to mind. Some,who are particularly ambitious, will attempt to reach beyond their means and create something awful or sometimes (rarely, but sometimes) create something amazing. 6 times out of 10, however, the movies are mediocre at best, showcasing not only limited talent by directors but also short-sightedness, over self-awareness, and just plain prententiousness.

I put Behind the Mask into this last category. It’s an average outing from the Indy scene with a few good hits but a great deal of misses. The film is imbalanced, very self-aware; and in the end, completely and utterly disappointing. At least it was for me.

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon takes place in an alternate reality–a reality in which Jason Vorhees (of Friday the 13th fame), Michael Myers (Of the Halloween films, and Freddy Kreuger (from Nightmare on Elm Street) are all nationally known murderers in the same way that Dahmer, Gein, and Manson are known in ours. In this fictional universe, there have been copycats and hacks that followed, but none have studied the art of serial killing, at least in a fictionalized Hollywood sense, as much as young Leslie Vernon, who plans to be the next great slasher killer in America. A team of graduate film students follow Leslie and interview him in hopes of discovering “the how” and, ultimately, “the why” of serial killing, only to become part of his viscious plan.

That premise carries the movie very well for two-thirds of its running time. The first act features an intro to Leslie himself, his homes, his friends, and his ambitions while the second act showcases his current plan to murder a group of young people. We are taken through the planning stages, meet mentors of serial killing, and learn a great deal about the amount of work that would be required for slashers to do what they do. It’s certainly not a subtle critique of the genre but is one that works thanks to the film’s villain, Leslie, who glamorizes the cliches and expectation of horror cinema as an important part of the human experience. He explains to the filmmakers that serial killers, in this alternate reality, choose to be who they are based on a desire to be the evil’s yin to good’s yang, because people need that for balance in the world.

This is an interesting take on the horror genre as a whole, and I was very satisfied by the first two acts of the film. The third act, however, wherein Leslie actually goes on his initial spree is not only by the numbers and suprisingly dull, but it’s supposed twists and surprises are telegraphed a mile-away; and once they are revealed, left me sighing ans saying, “I don’t believe this. What is happening?”, only not in a good way.

And that’s where the movie not only lost me, but made me look back on the rest of it with a bit disdain, asking myself, “Why did I bother with this?” Sure, I learned a few things about the genere I didn’t know. Yes, there were some devilishly clever moments. And I suppose that a movie that keeps me engaged for 2/3 of the time is good. BUT deconstruction usually requires an original ending, not a retreat to the ideas you just broke down, simply because they work. Or you know, maybe that’s the whole point, that horror cliches are so endearing because they work, DESPITE being overdone. If that is the point, I “got it”; but it’s a sad commentary on the movie that I disliked it and felt it could and should have been much better.

In all honesty, I am really on the fence on this flick. I feel as though can only give Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon a 3. I want to give it a 4 for those great first two-thirds; but the fact that the last act is such a disappointing, hackneyed trainwreck really gives me pause about saying I thought it was more than just “alright.” It’s my blog, and I can say what I want; but I really don’t know. It’s always safer to round down from the fence, so it’s a 3. Let this be a testament that, as far as this viewer is concerned, the last act and payoff MUST live up to the promise of the acts before it if a picture is going to work well–especially when it comes to a horror flic. I think that the first portion of the movie is entertaining enough to warrant a viewing but only for Horror fans who are ready for a fresh-turned-stale look at the genre.

October 30th, 2007

Movie Meview: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome: 3

thunderdome.jpgOkay, look. Bottom line here. People may love Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, and that’s fine; but for my money, the movie’s really falls apart really fast and is awful. Once Max leaves Bartertown and joins up with a tribe of kids, the movie was crap to me. I understand that the filmmakers wanted to explore the paternal instincts of lone warrior Mad Max, and I see some clever exploration of the origins of religions and the groundwork of societies; but the movie’s second act is so slow, plodding, and dull that this movie’s many faults far outweigh its merits.

Frankly, Beyond Thunderdome is one of those legendary movies that has a single, fantastic and legendary sequence that CARRIES the movie’s popularity beyond its inital theatrical run. It’s a sad state of things considering how exceptional The Road Warrior, this film’s predecessor, was; but it’s the truth. The sequence in question is the infamous fight in Thunderdome between Mad Max & Blaster, a giant; and it is cool. Not amazing and life-changing, but original and good. Other than that, the movie is flat in every way. Honestly, the “big action sequence” at the end of the film is a B-rate rip-off of the chase in Road Warrior, and the movie kinda alters the character to the point that he has no charisma whatsoever.

All that being said, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome gets a 3. It’s only saving grace is the battle in Thunderdome itself and the events leading up to it. The movie does have that great quote, “Two men enter, one man leaves”; but other than that sequnce it has few if any redeeming qualities or moments. If you love it, more power to you; but I didn’t, and I’m sorry.

October 29th, 2007

C.J.’s Customs: Lorne in Purple

Lorne…in Purple


from the TV series, Angel

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Figure:
Lorne in Purple!

Series:
Angel

Recipe:
A repainted “Judgement” Lorne.

Accessories:
This Lorne came with the same accessories as the others: Mics, Stage, Stage Lights, Cell Phone, and Drink

Reasoning Behind The Effort:
Purple is my favorite color. Lorne wears alot of different colors. Bada-bing, purple Lorne is in the mix. .

Additional Thoughts
This was actually one of my favorite Lorne figures I’ve made. He looks fantastic, and I thought the color was appropriate. He was part of the mid 2007 collection liquidation, but I miss him. (FIGURE COMPLETED IN FALL 2006).

October 28th, 2007

Movie Meview: Con Air: 5

con-air.jpgFun. Fun. Fun. That’s what action movies are all about. Well, usually. Sometimes. Maybe. I mean, sure, you have your operatic action fare, your Hong Kong John Woo flics, like The Killer, and A Better Tomorrow series or your Rambo: First Blood. But then you have your action movies with no hidden meaning and no message, just guys with guns, giving the audience a good old-fashioned rush of adrenaline and catchy one liners. Which type of film is “better” is an argument as old who’s responsible for evil, but I personally find both rewarding genres depending on the watcher’s mood.

Con Air is arguably one of the greatest of the “fun” action flics. The film follows a plane of convicted fellons who take over their transport in order to fly to a non-extradition country. On the ground, meanwhile, the U.S. Marshalls office pursues them, trying to bring in the cons without sacrificing the guards on board the aircraft. The good guys have an ace up their sleeve, however, in that a good-guy-wrongfully-imprisoned happens to be on board and takes it into his own hands to protect the guards and retake the plane.

Sound familiar? Well it should. Con Air is an action fan’s action movie. Blending elements of Under Siege, Executive Decision, the Die Hard films, and True Lies, the film is a mish-mash of nearly every fun actioner before it, playing to the genres rules and types like kids with their action figures. Between Nicholas Cage, John Cusak, Steve Buscemi, John Malcovich, Ving Rhames,Colm Meaney, Danny Trejo, Nick Chinlund, Dave Chappelle, Mykelti Willaimson and Monica Potter (a.k.a blonde Julia Roberts), the movie may have one of the most star-filled casts of the genre. And to no surprise, each and every actor delivers on every level required of him or her. These characters are usually one dimensional but are nonetheless given personality by the actors portraying them. The militant African American, the psychodic rapist, the valiant hero, the ecologically safe yuppie agent, the trigger happy angry agent, and more types of the genre are here and are given a fun treatement.

Therein may lie the best part of Con Air. The film does one thing better than ANY of the superhero movies that came before or after it (with the exception perhaps of 1966’s Batman). This movie gives the audience not one fun, charismatic, and devishly likable villain but an array of them, each of whom could have been the orchestrator of their massive escape. And that’s high praise. All too often, when films have multiple villains, they have one to two heavy hitters and a litter of henchmen who just kind of meld together into interchangeable fodder for gunfights. Con Air, however, gives the audience a myriad of unique easily identifiable villains, each of whom with as much pizazz as their leader. That’s a high praise for an action film, and I have yet to see another do it as well or better.

Con Air is a fun ride from start to finish that successfully visits nearly all character types in the action genre with a whimsical attitude meant to give the audience a action-packed good time and nothing more. It’s a treasure of its type, and I give it a very solid 5

October 27th, 2007

End of the Week Update: 10/27/07

First, I have completed another book. The last 10 days, I’ve been reading Dave’s Way, Dave Thomas book about his career in the restaurant business. I bought the book back in the early 2000s when Mr. Thomas passed away, in memory to him, but I paid never read it until now.

Second, Buffy month has three more days, and it looks like it can be marked a mild success at best. I blame myself for not getting more content up, but I didn’t have the time or energy to get it done, so I just need to complete it and move forward. Still planning dinner at Red Lobster.

Third, I calculated my BMI this week, and I am clinically obese. Not the best news.

Fourth, I’ve been working on the book for the Boys of Summer DVD boxset, and it’s becoming a cumbersome mess–which means I’m happy with it, and it will be an excellent addition to the overall package.

Fifth, Fox has been showing the Basball finals or somesuch this last week, so I was unable to watch both Prison Break and Kitchen Nightmares. As a result, I am angry.

Sixth, The Office this week made up for all other TV…it was amazing.

Movie Moment of the week: The chase sequence in Raising Arizona

Quote-of-week. “I’ll take pleasure in Gutting you, boy.” from

REASONs-MY-WIFE-IS-AWESOME-OF-THE-WEEK: She’s encouraging me in quest to lose weight, even though she loves me just the way I am…nice.

Song of the Post: “Flashing Lights” by Kanye West, from his recent album, Graduation

October 26th, 2007

C.J’s Customs: “Not Fade Away” Lorne

“Not Fade Away” Lorne


From the series finale of Angel

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Figure:
“Not Fade Away” Lorne

Series:
Angel

Recipe:
This was done via a repaint of the shirt on a “The House Always Wins” Lorne figure. This would have been a simple figure; however, I had to first scrape the glitter from the figures jacket, which was a pain.

Accessories:
I did two versions of this figure. While the first included only a gun, the second included a gun, stage base with 2 lights, mic, micstand, and amp.

Reasoning Behind The Effort:
Lorne ruled in “Not Fade Away”, ’nuff said.

Additional Thoughts
This figure was fantastic. He featured full articulatoin without the risk of chipping paint or clay breakage. He had all the essential Lorne accessories–at least the second version did. Overall, he was a great variant of the figure. I believe I still have second version in storage, since I made him to replace the first one I had sold. If I sold the second one as well, it serves as yet another testament of my idiocy in the multi-volume work, “C.J.=stupid” (FIGURE COMPLETED in FALL 2006).

October 25th, 2007

Tasty good.

Rubio’s fish tacos are delicious.

That is all.

Song of the Post: “All the World Envy” by Chris Botti, from, Night Sessions

October 25th, 2007

Movie Meview: Infernal Affairs: 5

infernal-affairs.jpgNot everyone knows this, but the 2006 Oscar-winner for Best Picture, The Departed, is a remake of an Asian import entitled, Infernal Affairs, a film which won scads of awards in Asia and stands as one of the better imports of the last ten years. The original, however, is very different than Scorsese’s outing, in that Affairs is a more subtle, faster paced, and reserved. I’m not going to spend time here with comparisons, though that’d make for a great podcast at some point.

Today, I’ll just look at Infernal Affairs on its own terms, and you know what, it is an excellent movie. The premise is one full of intrigue and promise; and while I don’t think the movie maximized the potential of its concept, it still does a wonderful job engaging, entertaining, and immersing the audience in a cat-and-mouse story of betrayal, honor, and courage.

The story follows two long-term sting operations, one by the Asain gang know as “Triads” and another by as special police task force. As the leaders of each of this organizations attempt to stay one step ahead of the other, they both make a dangerous ploy—to use a loyal youth to infiltrate the opposing sides ranks. Yep. A teenage undercover cop goes in deep as a criminal, and a criminal climbs the ranks of the police force. This game goes on for 10 years, until each organizations realizes they have a mole, and everything comes to a head. In the end,. . .yeah, like I was gonna spoil it. You’ll have to see it for yourself.

And you may enjoy it. I would say that content-wise, the movie is maybe a PG-13 flic, and the epic nature of the story, the wonderful acting, and the constant tension, make for truly engaging experience with the film.

Infernal Affairs gets a solid 5 from me. It’s not one of my all-time favs or even one of the best cop movies I’ve ever seen; but it’s fantastic premise and adequate execution make for a great time at the movies.

October 24th, 2007

C.J.’s Customs: Pylean General Wesley

Pylean General Wesley


From the finale of Angel, Season 2

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Figure:
Pylean General Wesley

Series:
Angel

Recipe:
This Wesley was made by putting a DST “Rain of Fire” Wesley head on a DST Jayne Cobb Torso-and-legs combo. I then added arms from a MAC Vampire Angel figure, and sculpted pants legs to the figure. I applied paint were needed to match the look of the character in the show.

Accessories:
Pylean General Wesley included a sword, axe, trasnsport book, Pylean Slave Killer machine, and wood floor base

Reasoning Behind The Effort:
The Season Two finale of Angel was awesome. Dimensional travel, Warrior combat, a change to the Rules of Vampirism, and truly new spins on familiar characters made it a great watch. Once Diamond Select Toys announced their Pylean Demon Angel Figure, I felt the need to have all the characters I could get from this part of the show, and I made this wesley to be part of that set.

Additional Thoughts
This turned out to be a great figure. he had a little more paint than I like, but he looked good, and I thought the variant was a nice change of pace next to all of the other Wesleys that had been released. Once I decided to get rid of all my Pylean figures, I was happy to help build someone’s collection through selling him on Ebay. (Figure Completed in Fall of 2005)

October 23rd, 2007

Movie Meview: The Wedding Singer: 6

weddingsinger.jpgOf all the graduates of “Saturday Night Live” to have a post SNL career, Adam Sandler is one of the most successful. His films, on average, do increibly well, making money not only in the theatres but also through DVD and TV. He’s been a marketable commodity, and he deserves it.

Sandler can be very, very funny. I don’t love all of his flics, but he’s a talented dude, and he’s very likable. His singing voice is alright, too. “The Wedding Singer”, more than any of Sandler’s other film, may maximize his mass market strengths. The film has fantastic laugh-a-minute gags and jokes, with great musical moments, and loads of great supporting cast members, includiong a wonderful cameo by Billy Idol himself.

The movie, set in the mid 1980s, follows wedding singer Robbie Hart (a.k.a Sandler) as his world falls apart after he becomes disillusioned about love and life. The once sweet and innocent Robbie goes through a period of dark brooding BUT he rises above his pain through his relationship with the wonderful Julia, played by Drew Barrymore. As if the fact that the movie is set in the 80’s isn’t funny enough, the movie is donwright clever and poignantly humorous. Sandler’s range is comically explored to make us laugh at his darkest and most light-hearted moments. I cannot remember a single moment I felt was boring, and I was in a state of constant enjoyment.

I really, really enjoyed The Wedding Singer, and I I give it a 6. I’d say it’s my favorite Sandler enterprise to date.