Just kidding, this post has nothing to do with feet. On Tuesday, my good friends Brenda and Dave put together a list of everyday things for which they are thankful, and I was inspired to do the same…thus, for Thanksgiving. I give you a Stunk’s Stage Top 21 (7 x 3) everyday things I’m thankful for this year. These are in no order, by the way.
21. I’m thankful for wonderful words/phrases that just sound awesome or are fun to say. Examples include: “Portent”, “Lotus”, “Sim-sim-sala-bim”, “Milky”, “Nugget”, “Sneak”, “Boom”.
20. I am thankful for podcasting technology. I can’t imagine living in a better time in history. I get to discover conversation and thoughts on pretty much anything I want, and I can listen to the content again and again. Plus, I’ve gotten to enter my own thoughts and ideas into the pool with my own podcast, the Stunkpod.
19. I am thankful for the literacy and the many forms of reading we have. Getting through novels is a daunting task for me. It takes me about 3 minutes to get through a standard, published page in a novel, that means for a 300 page book, I am making a 900-minute (or 15-hour) investment in the story. However, because of my love of visual storytelling, I can get through a graphic novel of the same length in probably a third of the time. Because of my understanding of screenplay construction, I can get through a screenplay at about a page a minute. magainxe/online articles I can also read with relative speed. I’m just so thankful we have these different facets of literature to enjoy and engage.
18. I am thankful I have fingers. With the exception of my pinkies, I use my fingers constantly, and I am thankful to have them.
17. I am thankful to not only have a job but to work where I work. I LOVE my job, my office, my co-workers, and my overall employment experience at present.
16. I am really, really thankful for my friends from coast-to-coast. I can be a real bag sometimes, and I am thankful for those who have stayed my companions, buddies, and comrades over time. Living with myself 24-hours a day, I know how absolutely ludicrous I can be. SO I am very thankful for those who have tolerated in the past and continue to do so.
15. Jumping off the friends deal, I am thankful for my experience making the Boys of Summer trilogy, a set of independent movies I made guerilla-style with many friends in DE during my college years. I’m still putting together the DVDs for the cast and crew; and I am really trying to make them special, because the experience I had making those movie was so profoundly important to my life. They are the evidence that I have lived my dream and I did it with friends I love.
14. I am really thankful for not only movies, but for a handful of amazing films I’ve gotten exposed to this year, namely: Slacker, Hoop Dreams, Speed Racer, The Dark Knight, Do the Right Thing, and Once. Each of these films has had a very real effect on not only my view of film but of the world at large. I love them all.
13. I am thankful for the security and stability I have through my faith. In a world wherein many things seem upside-down, wherein I oftentimes feel misunderstood or hated, wherein times are uncertain, and the future looks frightening (for any number of reasons), I am thankful I can always rest assured in my faith, that God is who he is; and he’s not gonna abandon us. It’s a calming thought which I embrace daily and am thankful for.
12. I am so thankful for toys. I shouldn’t be; they are needless trinkets. I’m way too old to love them, but I do. I’m sorry. But toys, to me, are incredibly useful for children to work through ideas and issues with which they are dealing, in a construct they can understand and control–which is encouraging given how little they know and control in the real world.
11. I am thankful that the Stage is still going strong. Thank you for reading it.
10. I am thankful for the HOLY BIBLE. Even if I didn’t believe it. Even if I thought Christianity was stupid or silly, I think it would be difficult to make a case that the Bible is not the single greatest literary work in Western civilization. It’s an iconic and interesting collection full of ideas, characters, concepts, and conclusions. Regardless of its religious implications, the book is a magnificent piece of beautiful and complex literature, and I am thankful we have it.
9. I am thankful for my family. Both my birth family and my family-in-law are wonderful. i am so blessed to have a wonderful support group on both coasts. I am so thankful for such an amazing group of people I can call family, and I love them all.
8. I am thankful for the sense of taste and smell. Sure, the use of these senses does not always work out as I’d like…some things smell foul and taste bloody awful, but for the most part, these senses are wonderful aspects of existence, and I am so thankful to have them both.
7. I am also incredibly thankful I can see. My vision is pretty shot in and of itself, but thanks to the technology of the bi-focal, I can see very well, and I am so thankful for it.
6. I am thankful for coffee. Yeah, Coffee. And beer.
5. I am thankful to live in the age and place wherein I live. These days, in this country, most families live in greater comfort than the generation before them. Technology gives us the ability to communicate more consistently. We have A/C and heating. We have endless ways to entertain ourselves. We have abundant food. We live in good times.
4. I am thankful for music in general, but I am thankful for Piano and Guitar as specific instruments. I do love them so.
3. I am thankful for healthy outlets for aggression. Violent video games, boxing clubs, treadmills, weights…whatever the means, i am glad I can let out life’s frustration on something instead of someone.
2. I am thankful for the dialog of existence. I am thankful we can discuss our world, our lives, their meaning, our purpose. I am thankful that we are beings who can question, do question, and discuss outcomes. I am thankful for contrasting ideas, for points of contention, for mind-expanding concepts, and the ability to express them all. I am thankful we are not animals, we are something wholly more complicated…by the virtue of the fact that we can express that we think we are.
1. I am thankful for my loving, beautiful, supportive wife, who stands by me through thick, thin, and all consistency in between. Regardless of my current hobby, fad, or interest, she supports me…and loves of all things. I cherish her. She is as good for me as non-fat chocolate milk, and sweeter than Butterscotch Crimpet (for those who do not have Tastycake in your region, she is as sweet as your favorite donut, for those who do not have donuts, I don’t know how you have not hung yourself out of sheer contempt for the fates.) I love my wife, and I am so thankful for her.